[BiturboS4] Deer Whistles

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My father had deer whisles on his caddilac.  He had to replace them each time
after hitting deer.  Oh, did I mention he hit 3?  When he got the new A8, I
saw a new pair of whisles in his trunk.  I grabbed them, told him NO WAY, and
threw them out.

Comsumer Reports (don't get my started, they're not high on my list of
testers, except when looking for a dishwasher or hairdryer).  Anyhow,
Consumer Reports tested a lot of whisles several years ago.  None were proven
to be effective.  In the lab, they mentioned that one *might* work, if
mounted at some funny angle, which would never happen on a real car.  Now if
they made them with neon-colored LEDs, I could sell them to the Honda
crowd....

Mark Rosenkrantz
AudiBiTurbo at aol.com