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[Unka Bart]

AKINRACING at aol.com, doubtless peering into my window and seeing that yer
kindly ol' Unka Bart was, for the moment, sitting there in quiet
contemplation; and not wearing his customary smile, promptly decided to do
something to cheer him up.

> From: AKINRACING at aol.com
> Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2000 08:33:47 EDT
> Subject: Re: PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST
> To: quattro at audifans.com
>
> PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST!
> PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST!
>
> THANK YOU

So, being the helpful kinda guy that he is famous for being, the old codger
responds in kind.

But first, he asks (in the same courteous vein that the hapless poster so
gratiously used in his or her plaintive cry), please give us some
additional information.  Specifically, which list of mine is it, from which
you wish to be removed?  I have so many, and so little time, I couldn't
begin to help you, otherwise.

If you are refering to my list of posters without the ability to produce a
message containing mixed upper- and lower-case letters, I suggest you
examine your keyboard closely.  On the far left (of the keyboard), you will
find a key that is larger than most others, with the label "Caps Lock"
Your's seems presently, to be stuck.  Freeing it (or, if it will not
free-up, purchasing a replacement keyboard with a functioning Caps Lock
key) will allow you to produce the desired result(s).

If you are refering to my list of people who go around repeating
themselves, I won't be able to help you until you take it upon yourself to
stop.  Do that, and I will promptly, happily, remove you from my list of
those who do.

If you are refering to my list of intelligent and highly knowledgable auto
enthusiasts, I suggest that you promptly sell any and all Audi Quattros in
your possession and unsubscribe from the Quattro list.  That should do the
trick nicely.

If, however, you are refering to my list of those unable to decant a
urine-filled boot even when instructions are printed on the heel, I regret
that to inform you that I will not be able to help you with that until you
either 1)  see an eye-specialist and get glasses so that your can read
those instructions (as I'm sure, given the courtesy you have shown, that
your's is vision related problem - given that the instructions for
unsubscribing are in the body of each message you receive from the list),
or b) complete a course in remedial reading.  Either one or the other
should do the trick.  Good luck!

You're welcome,  And thank you, for the smile!

yer kindly ol' Unka Bart