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[Fred Munro]

ROTFL! Thanks, Bart. Great to have you back :o)

Fred Munro
'94 S4  109k km

----- Original Message -----
From: "Unka Bart" <gatorojo at earthlink.net>
To: "Quattro List" <Quattro at audifans.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2000 10:48 AM
Subject: (no subject)


> AKINRACING at aol.com, doubtless peering into my window and seeing that yer
> kindly ol' Unka Bart was, for the moment, sitting there in quiet
> contemplation; and not wearing his customary smile, promptly decided to do
> something to cheer him up.
>
> > From: AKINRACING at aol.com
> > Date: Thu, 24 Aug 2000 08:33:47 EDT
> > Subject: Re: PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST
> > To: quattro at audifans.com
> >
> > PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST!
> > PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR LIST!
> >
> > THANK YOU
>
> So, being the helpful kinda guy that he is famous for being, the old
codger
> responds in kind.
>
> But first, he asks (in the same courteous vein that the hapless poster so
> gratiously used in his or her plaintive cry), please give us some
> additional information.  Specifically, which list of mine is it, from
which
> you wish to be removed?  I have so many, and so little time, I couldn't
> begin to help you, otherwise.
>
> If you are refering to my list of posters without the ability to produce a
> message containing mixed upper- and lower-case letters, I suggest you
> examine your keyboard closely.  On the far left (of the keyboard), you
will
> find a key that is larger than most others, with the label "Caps Lock"
> Your's seems presently, to be stuck.  Freeing it (or, if it will not
> free-up, purchasing a replacement keyboard with a functioning Caps Lock
> key) will allow you to produce the desired result(s).
>
> If you are refering to my list of people who go around repeating
> themselves, I won't be able to help you until you take it upon yourself to
> stop.  Do that, and I will promptly, happily, remove you from my list of
> those who do.
>
> If you are refering to my list of intelligent and highly knowledgable auto
> enthusiasts, I suggest that you promptly sell any and all Audi Quattros in
> your possession and unsubscribe from the Quattro list.  That should do the
> trick nicely.
>
> If, however, you are refering to my list of those unable to decant a
> urine-filled boot even when instructions are printed on the heel, I regret
> that to inform you that I will not be able to help you with that until you
> either 1)  see an eye-specialist and get glasses so that your can read
> those instructions (as I'm sure, given the courtesy you have shown, that
> your's is vision related problem - given that the instructions for
> unsubscribing are in the body of each message you receive from the list),
> or b) complete a course in remedial reading.  Either one or the other
> should do the trick.  Good luck!
>
> You're welcome,  And thank you, for the smile!
>
> yer kindly ol' Unka Bart
>
>
>
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