The Family Album (update)

[Mark L. Chang]

Sales have been extended and are going on at neighboring stores! Again,
the headquarters can be found by pointing your shopping carts, err,
browsers at:

                    http://album.dhs.org:8080
 
The best news is that other stores are opening up across the US. You
should check out our sister stores if the original headquarters is far
from you, or if the lines are too long. So far, in just 3 short days,we've
given out over 25GB of Audi gifts! Impressive. Four new stores are coming
your way! But please keep in mind, not all stores carry the same
merchandise.

On another note, please read the instructions before opening and using
your Audi gifts. We've included directions for all common systems at the
checkout, so check it out!

Cheers, and happy shopping!
Mark

--
We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets or
bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no
hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Ah! So you're a waffle man!
   -- RedDwarf