Dating and the Audi

[William M. Lockwood-III]

My Girlfriend, thinks I look great in my car, but hates it
herself.        Yesterday she drove it
to work, while her Jetta got a T-belt.  She didn't know the old pull the
clutch back up trick and stalled the car with the clutch on the
floor.  Then, she proceeded to try to start the car, pedal on the floor,
clutch engaged, no doubt in gear, and of course it wouldn't turn over.  So
she got it towed to my mechanics who had it fixed before it was off the
flatbed.  

Girls do giggle under acceleration though, and everyone here at UVM seems
to know that bill's audi really goes, and to try to go for a drive in the
snow with it.

Bill