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[Unka Bart]

Dear Konstantin,

You recently replied to (one assumes) a message on the digest, but alas, in
a bold stroke of non-editing, your response contained the *entire* digest.
all 23 threaded messages, some quoting every message in the original thread
going all the way back to the original, written sometime shortly following
the fall of Athens and the subsequent rise of Rome.

This is simply not done, Konstantine, ol' rutabaga.  NO, no; simply *not* done!

Tut, tut, lad; and bad show, to boot.

We shall assume (in the name of Charity) that you did not deliberately
*intend* to appear as (such) a clueless dweeb; and that you were merely
cleaning you keyboard, when it went off, unexpectedly.

But do be a good fellow, and see that it doesn't happen again...

Which reminds me of my cousin, Father Fitzgerald; who once confided to his
confessor, that he'd kissed a nun.

"As long as it's only once," the old priest sternly rebuked him, "you can
be forgiven.  But DON"T get into the habit!"

Words to live by, Konstantine, ol' Kumquat, wouldn't you say...?

Yer Kindly ol' Unka Bart