The dealer said . . .

[Virtual Bob]

> >> My dealer told me the cars arrive off the boat with tires
> >> inflated to 90 psi.  That's what she said-- 90!

> Personally, if a car dealer told me the sun was shining, I'd walk outside
> and verify this for myself. Car dealers, and their wretched spawn, Monkey
> lads (tm), have attained nirvana of a sort, a blissful, almost total
> ignorance of the product which runs deep in their genetic makeup, and is
> almost as legendary as their dishonesty and incompetence.
> ...

No kidding. Sometime ago I read a post in Subi (usenet) group where a
self-proclaimed Subi car salesman claimed he took the (new) Legacy 3.0
6-cylinder to a local track for a spin. At the track, he also invited
several by-standers.

He says one ex-Audi racer couldn't believe it and said, "he wished he had
this system (not the engine) in his Audi." Another comment? He claims
Subaru is aiming high -- on or about BMW, Mercedes territory with that new
3.0 Legacy. (I almost peed in my pants reading that.) Talk about amazing
claims! I was gonna tell him to submit his science finction to somewhere
sun doesn't shine, but thought better of it since that was posted in Subi
stronghold...

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