The Family Album! Limited time offer!

[Mark L. Chang]

The sale is on again! Get 'ye 'ole browsers out and point 'em at
http://album.dhs.org:8080

Files, unarchivers, tips/tricks/whatsits galore! Your ONE-stop shopping
experience for your Family Album woes! We've got imported albums as well
as home-grown good 'ol Murrican albums.

The store opens now and will be open all day EVERY day! But, only 15
people can be in the store at once, so hurry but be patien! Remember, the
store is really on private property (it's my own house), and people are
sleeping or working inside!

BUT, and this is a big BUT shoppers -- Audi-fans only! Let's not let the
secret out, or the sale will probably go away!

Another bonus offer to our honored members: in case you cannot get to the
store, or your car just doesn't have enough room for all the albums you
want, we will be setting up a few people to press some albums and send
them to you! Look for details!

Finally, for those real hardcore Album fans, if you want to open your own
store, let's talk franchising!

Mark

--
We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets or
bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no
hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Ah! So you're a waffle man!
   -- RedDwarf