:-))

[mike]

Folks...i don't normally do jokes, chains or virus
warnings but i couldn't resist this

My sister had to go to London yesterday, but the
traffic came to a dead halt just by Hammersmith.  She
thought to herself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
than usual.  Nothings moving".

She noticed a police officer walking back and forth
between the lines of cars so she rolls down her window
and asks, "Constable, what's the hold up?"

Plod replies:  "The Prime Minister is just so
depressed about Mo Mowlam's resignation, the fuel
blockades, his kids getting into trouble here and
abroad, and his general dive in the popularity stakes,
that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the
road and he's threatening to douse himself in the last
bit of petrol in the Prime-Ministerial Jag and set
himself on fire.

He says his cabinet hates him, Gordon Brown's not even
talking to him, he doesn't have the money to pay for
Cherie's next shopping trip for Baby Leo, and the
Royal Flight has refused to provide the transport for
his Christmas holiday.  I'm walking around taking up a
collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred litres, but a lot of
folks are still siphoning"



mike

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