12 valves to recovery

[Mike Arman]

>From: "Chris Dyer" <chrisdyer at hotmail.com>
>To: quattro at audifans.com
>Subject: 12 valves to recovery
>Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2000 17:13:23 GMT
>
>Interesting tidbit: searching under "audi" on ebay often brings up audio 
>items, where audio is misspelled.  This item came up:
>
>Co-Dependency The Search For Wholeness-4 Audi
>
>Obviously a topic we 5ktq owners need to avoid--denial!denial!denial! But my 
>Audi NEEDs me...it SAYS it loves me...


Denial is a river in Africa. I have seen it. (Actually, there's the Blue
Nile and the White Nile . . .)

I absolutely KNOW my Audi loves me - it would have been in a junkyard long
ago but for me. (Not an idle boast, either.)

We also need a new warning label on our cars because of the "Truth in
Technology" act.  The warning is this: "This product warps space and time
in its vicinity" It does, too.

I'm starting to think that AUDI really stands for Absolutely Utterly
Depraved Individual, but I don't want to start another thread. Going back
to my cave now.

Best Regards,

Mike Arman