why I drive an Audi

[Alan Kramer]

TOP 10 REASONS I DRIVE AN AUDI:

10: I prefer cars with doorhandles that look nice but don't function.

9:  I prefer cars with inferior headlight wiring which causes me to drive 
slow at night holding a flashlight out the drivers side window.

8:  I like sounding important to my friends by saying words like "pentosin" 
or "tor$en."

7:  I think a working odometer is a needless accessory.

6:  I like telling the kid at the parts counter I need five spark plugs, not 
four.

5:  I like telling the kid at the parts counter again that I need five spark 
plugs, not four.

4:  I like the look on people's faces when I tell them the car they are 
admiring is, in fact, 18 years old.

3:  I like the excited giggle passengers emit when they ride in an 18 year 
old car.

2:  I appreciate a quality built, well engineered machine.

1:  I drive an Audi because I like to drive, and occasionally work on decent 
cars.

Alan Kramer
http://www.geocities.com/audikramer

'83 CGT
'85 CGT supercharged project
'86 4kcsq
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