why i drive an audi

[Festively Jolly]

well my reason isn't at exciting as others with such a colorful past.
BUT it was my fathers car and i got it from him when i needed a school
car. i didn't know much about it when my dad drove it. but when it
became mine, and i felt the feel of a true, solid German car, it was
ecstacy! quite a pleasant change from my 1995 chevy monte carlo. eww
what a crapper. i basically rodded the hell outta it (my normal driving
habits are that of a race car driver ) with 2 dropped transmissions and
more engine problems. it was GONE! its crazy that my 1988 Audi 90 FWD
was a far superior car than the 1995. 
well since then, AUdi has become an infatuation. i cant just walk by it
without staring and thinking of the possibilities. very sadly, it is
getting worse in condition. my driver side window regulator is shot, i
LOST my left amber blinker and noone can tell me where to get a new one
besides the dealer which is 2 1/2 hours away. the engine is running more
shabbily lately also. my suspension is SHOT to hell. i cant run over the
slightest bump in the road while keeping the car in gear. if i do , it
will take the wheel and throw me to the other side of the road. 
my original plans (before Audi maintenance took toll) were slight tint,
bigger rims, and some bhp enhancements. well those dreams are gone now
and i cant keep up with the regular let downs. it is still a great car
and i am totally in love with it and don't even want to imagine the day
when we part. well that was my rant. thanks for listening!!!