Little Red Ticket Machine

[Horace K. Sawyer]

At 07:38 PM 8/23/01 -0400, David Head wrote:
>I was doing 91 today when I got tagged - I knew it was coming as I had 
>gotten a
>bleep about 30 seconds earlier. Why didn't I get pulled over?

That's easy.  The copper was talking to one of his girlfriends on his cell 
phone.  They all have them now.  Lawyers have burned them so many times 
with copies of radio traffic, so our tax dollars pay for each one of them 
to have at least one cell phone.  All the good stuff is said on the phone, 
not the radio anymore.

I'm not kidding.
hk