OT: The Thoughtless Man's Guide to Valentine's Day

MCTXR4 at aol.com MCTXR4 at aol.com
Wed Feb 14 13:16:43 EST 2001


In a message dated 02/14/2001 10:43:08 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
quattro_toronto at hotmail.com writes:

> Emergency gift #2:
>  Instant Picnic
>  Instructions: Head for the grocery store and buy a baguette, cheese, wine, 
>  fresh fruit, and ice cream. Go home and spread out a blanket on the 
>  living-room floor. Light candles and play music. Talk in a silly French 
>  accent.
>  
>  
Then watch your kids laugh themselves silly until they poop. Don rubber 
gloves and help Mom clean up the mess.



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