OT: The Thoughtless Man's Guide to Valentine's Day
MCTXR4 at aol.com
MCTXR4 at aol.com
Wed Feb 14 13:16:43 EST 2001
In a message dated 02/14/2001 10:43:08 AM Eastern Standard Time,
quattro_toronto at hotmail.com writes:
> Emergency gift #2:
> Instant Picnic
> Instructions: Head for the grocery store and buy a baguette, cheese, wine,
> fresh fruit, and ice cream. Go home and spread out a blanket on the
> living-room floor. Light candles and play music. Talk in a silly French
> accent.
>
>
Then watch your kids laugh themselves silly until they poop. Don rubber
gloves and help Mom clean up the mess.
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