Audi joke

[Per Lindgren]

 A joke I picked up on another list.

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Tiger Woods drives his Audi into a Petrol Station in Cork during his
Tour of
 Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish
manner,
 unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya young
fella!"
 As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two pegs fall out of his top
 pocket onto the ground. "What are dey son?" asks the attendant.
"They're
 called pegs" replies Tiger Woods. "And what would dey be for then?"
enquires
 the Irish man. "They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving" says

 Tiger Woods. " Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Audi just
think of
 everything!"
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PerL
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