Trade Secrets

[Huw Powell]

brake fluid, which of course enters the body through the armpits.
loctite, usually holding two parts of ones fingers together permanently
bits of wire stuck into skin & blood supply when making harnesses
inhaled battery fumes due to improperly vented underseat batteries!
burnt oil fumes from leaky cam cover gaskets causing pooling on intake
manifold which then pours onto the hot turbocharger when braking

> Graphite power or white-lithium grease (your choice) for door
> handles.
> Crazy-glue for broken exhaust studs.
> Toluene, cuz, hey there's no such thing as too much octane.
> 
> > Should we start a list of the chemicals the average Lister has
> in their body?
> > - Phosphate free coolant from the leaky heater cores?
> > - Pentosin from contact with any component under the hood?
> > - Stabilant 22 from continuously repairing electrical
> connections?
> > Jan

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Huw Powell

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