Man Nods Knowingly at Mechanic (NAC)

[Darringer, Chris]

I saw this new story on http://www.theonion.com/ and thought the list might
enjoy it.  For most people on this list, however, the title should probably
read "Monkeylad Nods Knowingly At Quattro Owner"... 

Man Nods Knowingly At Mechanic
GREENSBORO, NC-- Attempting to conceal his ignorance of car repair, area
resident Dave Snell, 39, nodded knowingly Monday as mechanic Bill Kreuter
explained the precise nature of Snell's automotive problem. "He was telling
me that the car had, like, a faulty alternator plug," Snell said. "So, you
know, that's something that definitely needs to be fixed." Snell said his
risky bluff almost backfired when Kreuter asked him how he gaps his plugs,
to which Snell responded, "About the usual amount."
(taken from http://www.theonion.com/)

Chris