Shopping spree (N.A.C.)

[Brett Dikeman]

At 9:02 AM -0400 5/30/01, Mike Arman wrote:

>My wife looked at this, and wants a rocket launcher, the underwater pistol,
>two submarines, matched pair of grenade launchers, inflatable quonset hut,
>etc. etc. (I wonder if she wants her old job back at the post office?)

Statistically(all jokes aside), postal workers have the lowest 
"postal" rate among all US workers :-)


>She reluctantly stopped her shopping frenzy when I mentioned that we had no
>place to park the his 'n hers T-80 tanks at the condo . . . although I do
>suspect it would absolutely convince the noisy neighbor over the fence to
>shut the **** up and stay that way.

An Italian tank crew once got lost in Rome; the young driver 
recognized the Vatican, and they parked in a space facing(including 
the ever-important part of a tank) the direction of the Vatican.

This unnerved a few folk, and the Vatican issued a polite, and 
humorous statement:
"thanks, but no tanks"

B