Old driver joke . . . or is it?

[Larry C Leung]

And mine will NEVER wear plates from Florida!

LL - NY

On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 09:03:30 Mike Arman <armanmik at n-jcenter.com> writes:
>>From: Larry C Leung <l.leung at juno.com>
>>
>>Sorry for the WOB, but this one struck me as funny for a automotive
>>list....
>>
>>--------- Forwarded message ----------
>>
>>Somewhere in Florida
>>
>>A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a 
>>Florida 
>>nursing home.  "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of 
>>coffee,". 
>>said one woman. 
>>"Yes, I know..  My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." 
>
>>replied 
>>another.  "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my  neck. 
>
>>"said a third, to which several nodded in agreement. 
>>
>>My blood pressure pills make me dizzy, "...another went on.  "I 
>guess
>>that's 
>>the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as  he 
>>slowly shook his head. 
>>Then there was a short moment of silence. 
>>"Well, it's not that bad, "said one woman cheerfully.  "Thank 
>goodness 
>>we 
>>can 
>>all still drive." 
>>
>
>
>The ATM machines at the drive-through windows in banks in Florida 
>have
>braille markings on them.
>
>I am not sure if this is required as part of the ADA, or is part of 
>the
>"know your customer" banking regulations (which would indicate that 
>Florida
>banks do indeed know their customers), or if braille is required on 
>ATM
>machines in drive-through windows of banks in other states than 
>Florida.
>
>Audi Content: Under the ADA, my Audi will NOT be parked in a 
>handicapped
>space - ever!!!
>
>Best Regards,
>
>Mike Arman (in Florida)