Tex

[ccohen5]

   So these 3 cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.

   "I know that smart-alec Tex," said the first. "The boy's
    going to start bragging about that new foreign car he
    bought as soon as he gets back."

   "Nah... not Tex," said the second. "He'll always be
    just a good ole boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all
    he'll say is hello."

   "I know Tex better than any of you," said the third.
   "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both.
   Here he comes now!"

   Sure enough, Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted,
   "Audi, partners!"