Audifans.com announces Most Posted award for 2001

[Brett Dikeman]

WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY/MIDDLESEX COUNTY, MA   After hours of
statistical analysis, large cash donations to politicians, shady
deals with unsavory characters(whoops, already covered that) and
email-post swapping, Audifans.com announced 2001's busiest busybody.
   Leading the pack by several hundred emails was none other than Mr.
Huw Powell, with a grand total of 1831 posts.  The prize for Mr.
Powell, inspired by his recent loss of his prized email address
"Audi at mediaone.net", is the use of "huw at audifans.com" forwarded to
his choice of email address.
   "Audifans sincerely hopes that Mr. Powell enjoys his new email
address, and continues his near frantic average 5.01 posts per day,
but we encourage him to get out a little more and paint the town
yellow", said "Bob", the official spokesperson.
   Emails seeking comment from Audifans.com founder Dan Simoes bounced
this morning(a staffer blamed anti-spam provisions and antivirus
software), and his lawyer has announced he does not know where his
client is("probably at his desk, but possibly at the coffee machine;
beyond that, I cannot comment.")  Previous listadmins ran at the
sight of our cameras and did not return phone calls; an employee who
would not identify himself categorically denied accusations of
improper archive shredding and the use of "shell accounts" to boost
post statistics.
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