Audi Caravan

[Jacob Behm]

Last night at about midnight, I was traveling from Madison, WI to
Minneapolis, MN on I-94 in a dark green Acura Integra (it's a more
reliable road trip vehicle than my '88 90q20v) at a cruising speed of
about 80 mph when I was unreservedly passed by a caravan a 6 new Audis.
It was dark but they looked like A6s.  I was in the left (fast) lane as
I was pushing the limits of 'safely' exceeding the speed limit.  The
first three cars zoomed past me on the right at a speed exceeding mine
by at least 20 mph.  The fourth rudely began to tailgate me and flash
his lights until I reluctantly acquiesced my coveted left lane and let
him pass.

I'm telling this story for two reasons:

1)  Whoever was driving car #4 owes me an apology.  Confess your sin and
it will be forgiven you.

2)  Why are 6 Audis cruising at 100mph in tight formation across the
Midwest in the middle of the night?

- Jacob Behm