dissolving olive oil in your tank

[Roger M. Woodbury]

The absolutely best way to dissolve olive oil in the fuel system, is to add
about a quart of gin, then drive the car over a very rough road at rapid
speed. This must be done on a very dry day, by the way.

It is VERY important that you not try to effect the mixture in any other
way, because it simply won't work very well.

This is the "shaken, not stirred" method.