quizmaster returns

[Rave Racer]

> PS: conversation just now:
> me:"I found duct tape on my car, how cool is that?"
> friend:"does it have a part number?"

I bet it does, it should begin G-00, right?  Freakin' Audi duct tape - I
wonder what it *costs*?

    That depends.  Did you get it from the dealer?  You probably had to sign
away your unborn children.  If you ordered it from overseas, then it
probably means some german engineers are examining the dead to your house.
If you sneaked out of the mechanics shop with it, then you may be spending
the next 5 years behind bars.  If you bought it from the local autopart
store, then you may have to go without coffee that afternoon.  If you
happened to have some spare pine gum lying around and some thread and a
little cellophane wrap then, like me, you probably made your own.  Stupid
Fondue pot was just collecting dust anyway.  Don't laugh, you should see
what I'm using for a muffler.