quattrosis accumulatus

[Brady Moffatt]

Nobody told me it would be like this, and I fear it's only the beginning! In
October, I bought my first Audi, a Zermatt Silver '86 4kq. Yesterday, I
picked up my second Audi, a Zermatt Silver '86 4kq, for parts. I was also
eyeing an '85 5kt for its turbo motor.

My neighbours all expressed sympathy for my loss when they saw the parts car
coming in on the flatbed. They thought I had been in an accident with my q.
Then they got all confused when they saw a second identical q, intact. Quite
amusing!

Is there a cure for this disease? Or is it an addiction? Is it fatal? What
can I expect as future symptoms? I have obviously found the support group,
but it's quite worrisome that I haven't seen anyone mention a cure, or even
effective treatment.

Help me, please!

Brady Moffatt
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
86 4ksq, 286,000km
86 4ksq, 208,000km parts car
72 Datsun 240Z, 180,000 miles
In early stages of quattrosis accumulatus


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