Arming your Audi Was: Armchair Rallying

[Rave Racer]

Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2003 10:44 AM
Subject: Re: Armchair Rallying


> I was thinking some estes model rockets up front where the foglights used
> to reside myself......
>
>
>Wow, now that's a good idea.  I'll have to keep that
>in mind when I install the oil cooler/resevoir for oil
>slick on the road.
>
>Jim
>
> >
> >>
> >>         Eat this    =     Use handbrake button to
> >> shoot fireball
> >>
> >>     To bad I can't get this mod on my car.
> >
> > Mini switch on the handbrake button wired in series
> > with the stock handbrake switch and a 5 second timer
> > so you can only set it off when the brake is off.
> > Then run a cold start injector in your tailpipe with
> > an extra sparkplug.  That should do the trick.
>

    For your oil slick, it would be great if you could hook up a valve to
your pentosin leaks.  As for the Fire balls, the fuel dump into the exhaust
wasn't really what I had in mind... I was hoping for more of a "get out of
my way" weapon, which would place it in my front, so Exoset (sp?) missiles
seem a tad more effective.  Anyone know where I can get those guns that
popped out of James Bonds' hood?  They don't seem to have any on the Russian
military's bargain barn site.
    If your bumper fell off as often as mine did before I bolted it on then
it would seem that caltrops were built in.