Off Topic -->> Parents

[Alan Pritchard]

Wow, kids are internationally the same!!!!!
Add....
Making cocktails out of leftover alcohol found in the cupboard........:)
 -----Original Message-----
From: 	JShadzi at aol.com [mailto:JShadzi at aol.com] 
Sent:	23 December 2003 02:54
To:	iceisit at earthlink.net; quattro at audifans.com
Subject:	Re: Off Topic -->> Parents

Hmm, lets see, when I was 11 and 14...

-Building forts, snow or dirt, either acceptable
-Building massive 20' long half pipe, in your Dad's back yard, and not 
telling him, using "borrowed" 2x4's and masonite from local construction
sites.
-Detonating Barbie Dolls and GIJoe men using left over fire works from 4th
of 
July
-Kicking around an ignited, gas-soaked tennis ball between friends
-Hitting a live round of ammunition with a hammer, to...see what happens
-Building a go-cart out of afore mentioned 2x4's and the old wheels off your

childhood wagon
-Movie production and filming including Comedy and Action-Hero genres, using

your Dad's mongo, state-of-the-art, 2-piece VHS camcorder with mil-spec back

mounting system and lumbar support to avoid injury (it *only* weighted
40lbs.
-Jumping off the first floor roof with a garbage bag, expecting it to gently

parachute you to the ground.
-Seeing how far a model rocket would fly..horizontally
-Dirt bikes or 3-wheelers, insert any affiliated circumstance.
-Shagging in the winter (no, not what you northerners do in the cold periods

for entertainment), grabbing onto the bumper of a car and seeing how long
you 
could skid behind it on the frozen pavement.
-Building fishing lures using lexan for the diving lip, balsa or cedar for 
the body, rattle shot for some sound, and of course, Eagle Claw treble hooks
and 
multiple coats of enamel
-Wrestling, the more involved the better
-Baking fresh corn bread using corn cobs found in a field adjacent to your 
house, and processing the dried corn using your Mom's now pulverized coffee 
grinder.
-Jumping off the tallest thing you can find into the deepest snow you can 
find.
-Scouring nearby creeks, rivers and ponds for any reptile or amphibious life

form.
-Starving, disfiguring, terrorizing and fascinating over said reptiles and 
amphibians in what have become known as "torture-tariums" which resemble 
terrariums and aquariums.

Well, that's just a start, please keep small children and defenseless
animals 
away from boys this age, may God be with you this Christmas.

Season's Greetings,

Javad
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