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Earlier, Jim wrote:
>  > You might find this amusing - JUST DON'T SHOW IT TO THE WIFE.
>  > http://www.quattroownersclub.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=802
>Man's Field Guide to conversations with women.
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Then Charles wrote:
>FINE
>This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
>right and you need to shut up.  Never use "fine" to describe how a
>woman looks- this will cause you to have one of those arguments. <snip>

The Man of the House

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so
he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave
him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had
finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're
going to draw me my bath so I can relax.    And when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife!

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The Perfect Story

Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect  courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering
the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.  Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and there is no such thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.


**** Men keep scrolling.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



**** Men Keep scrolling

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point:

-- Women never listen.


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Fay
'89 Audi 200 Turbo (No Q) Automatic
'88 Audi 5000 S Auto
'87 Audi 5000 S Auto
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