5ktq Brakes binding, MC? (long)

[Brady Moffatt]

Hi Doyt,

Ah, yes, you're experiencing the little-known factory-designed
countermeasure to unintended acceleration. You see, it's supposed to happen
at the exact same time as your car mysteriously accelerates out of control,
immediately negating the surge and thereby keeping unsuspecting Audi owners
in the dark. The problem is not your unintended deceleration. It's obviously
working fine. It's your unintended acceleration that's broken.

Cheers,
Brady Moffatt
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
83 UrQuattro with 54,000 miles
86 4ksq with 310,000km
86 4ksq parts car
72 Datsun 240Z with 180,000 miles
92 VW Golf with 200,000km FOR SALE
in middle stages of quattrosis accumulatus


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