Update: Bushing in crank...AND Wife Dynamics...

[passat TS]

[ Converted text/html to text/plain ]

Javad,

Car nut's significant other are all exactly the same, they just change
address.

However, I'm a bit of an exception, my wife doesn't like to do shopping and
jewelry either. It's good in one way, but I sure loose bribery ammunition.(image)

The other draw back is if I come up with a story, I better have all the
answers and quickly. That's all my fault. Who told me to get married with
somebody extremely smart. No wonder I'm stuck with VAG products, I must really
like challenges. (image)

Bottom line all the significant other's know that we are telling them a
"story", the difference is which one is willing to swallow.

Cheers,

Carlos.


>From: JShadzi at aol.com
>To: passat_ts at hotmail.com ("passat TS")
>CC: quattro at audifans.com, s-cars at audifans.com
(cleal14 at attbi.com(mhaskell at reliant.com))
>Subject: Re: Update: Bushing in crank...AND Wife Dynamics...
>Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 11:43:35 -0400
>
>Ha, tha's funny about your wife! Ya, like this conversation with mine:
>
>Javad's Wife: So... what are we doing this weekend?
>
>[Javad's mind: Ok, this is a loaded question...carefull..carefull...]
>
>Javad: I don't know...what do you want to do?....
>
>Javad's Wife: I don't mind, what do you think?
>
>[Javad's mind: Sweet! She wants to know what I want to do??!]
>
>Javad: Well....I was thinking about working on the car a little...
>
>Javad's Wife: WHAT!! You said it would be done last weekend!
>
>[Javad's mind: Oh Sh*t! I knew that whole "I don't mind" line was a front!!
How do I break it to her that it will NEVER BE DONE!!]
>
>Javad: Uhh, ya, but it took a little longer than I though, it will be done
this weekend...[Enter Huge Grin]...I promise...how bout I take you to the mall
Sunday afternoon?? [wink...wink..]
>
>Javad's Wife: Ok, sounds good, as long as your car will be done this
weekend...OK?
>
>[End Scene, Javad puts arm around wife and they turn from the camera and
begin to walk away, pan back reveals his fingers behind his back crossed]
>
>'Nother Day in married land boys!
>
>Javad
>80tq -(hint, NEVER FINISHED!!!]
>
> >
> >This was one of the things I call: "one-hour-bolt"
> >It's just one thing (a nut, a bolt, a bushing, etc.) but takes an
unreasonable
> >time to do it, and even longer to explain to the wife. "... you said that
you
> >just needed to remove one bolt, and that was more than an hour ago!?!"
> >
> >Cheers,
> >
> >Carlos.
> >
> >
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >The new MSN 8:[1] smart spam protection and 2 months FREE*
> >
> >===References:===
> >  1. http://g.msn.com/8HMNENUS/2737??PS=
> >
> >

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Protect your PC - Click here[1] for McAfee.com VirusScan Online

===References:===
  1. http://g.msn.com/8HMMENUS/2755??PS=