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Thu Nov 20 12:05:17 EST 2003

from Mid NW,Wisconsin.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. 
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated 
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few 
minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity 
and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which 
he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons 
left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers 
on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, 
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle 
forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few 
more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the 
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up 
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and 
carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated 
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the 
Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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<HTML>I received this from a friend in WI. &nbsp;Pretty smart those people. &nbsp;
 
 From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story 
 from Mid NW,Wisconsin.
 
 Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. 
 Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated 
 that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few 
 minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity 
 and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which 
 he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons 
 left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers 
 on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, 
 honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle 
 forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few 
 more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the 
 parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
 
 The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up 
 the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and 
 carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated 
 no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
 
 Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the 
 Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
 
 "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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