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> I almost beat the daylights out of my best friend who thougt it was
> funny in High School to do this to my '81 rusty Jeep Wagonner.  If
> you did this to my current car, I would call the police on my cell
> phone, report you, and file a full report.  Then while your're
> writing me a check for $550 to fix my windshield, you can start
> re-thinking why you flicked that penny out the sunroof.

If flipping a coin out of my sunroof will cause you to blame me, I
will have to move on to alternative therapy, where there is no doubt
as to guilt - hitting my brakes as hard as I can, and then making you
call the police on your cell phone to report the accident that you
caused, while writing me a check for the full value of my car.  Yes,
if you rear-end me, no matter what I'm doing (unless I'm backing up),
it's your fault.  Maybe I thought I saw a deer on the side of the
road, and hey, I could use an upgrade to a '91.  Have a nice day.

> Ok, I usually don't respond to stuff like this, but
> this struck a nerve..

Apparently tailgating exposes many nerves ;)

And for the last time:  No, I don't Yahoo!  :P~

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Ben Pearre          1990 200TQA          http://hebb.mit.edu/~ben