Pfffffffffft WAS: unethics

[SuffolkD at aol.com]

Kent:  
Audi already has a customer service dept. rep answering all kinds of 
questions from customers:
"Hello. I'd like to talk with your service department.
Hello, Service?  Yeah:
Q: I'm having trouble getting my Navigation CD to work. 
Q:  How come my DVD player doesn't play the movie I got from Blockbuster?
Q: My I pod music box (or Phat noise / dealer equivalent) won't download 
songs from my computer so I can play them in my A6.  What do I do?
Q: My A4's broken down on the side of the road.  Do I need a flatbed or a tow 
truck okay?  Which two wheels can I keep on the ground?
Q: Can I get one of those ride around A4 cars for my two year old in Red?  I 
only see Blue ones in the catalog.
Q: I need a part for my 1974 100LS automatic.
Q: Does your dealership have a work station where I can plug my lap top in 
while I get my Oil changed?
Q: How do I safeguard my Xenon headlights from thieves I heard about on TV?
Merchandising questions?..........etc  not exactly car related 
either................

The ALL time classic Q:
My radio doesn't work...  I jump started my dead battery.........
tell me codes for the radios doesn't hassle Audi service centers........

"Hello?... Hello?... Darn, they hung up."
-Scott by BOSTON


> From: Kent McLean <kentmclean at mindspring.com>
> Subject: Re: unethics
> Mike Arman wrote:
> > The most amazing thing about this whole deal is it would cost them 
> > NOTHING to implement this - 
> "Hello. I'd like to talk with your service department.
> Hello, Service?  Yeah, I'm having trouble installing
> your Family Album on my Dell laptop. It's running
> Windows XP, and I can't get it to print on my HP
> OfficeJet...  Hello?... Hello?... Darn, they hung up."
> It would cost them something.
>