Subject: Re: Mike's bad driving . . .

[Alex Kowalski]

Listen, listers.  If you think these problems are confined to the hills of West Virginia or Ohio, you've obviously never lived in the big city where you can find:

Lowered Hondas and Toyotas with 'boomin systems who drive down your street at 2 a.m. just so they can wake y'all up to show you the purple neon under the bumpers of their cars, or listen to the latest Snoop Dogg being broadcast through the 'hood with a 10k watt system!  Yeah moth********!  And then, lemme tell yeh about the boyz with the wings on the backs of they cars who like to pretend, while they just 'pimpin down at the curb that they keep those Nittos SCREWED to the ground, you understand, homey?  True dat, peace!  Make sure you got the gat down under the driver seat and ready to BARK LOUD if you start frontin' here wit' yo cheap-ass German ride, else we hit you from behind, geddit?

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