comedy

[Phil Payne]

> I actually got a new twist earlier this week..... I was notified that a relative of mine,
Joseph DiBiase, of South Africa, died, and his lawyer wanted to split his $7 million estate
with me, 60% for him and 40% for me! All he needed was my bank account information to proceed!
I replied that, as a gesture of good faith, if he wanted to send me $10,000 cash I'd be happy
to accept that before we proceed. I haven't heard back yet.

If you really don't know what these things are - I get about five a day and have a collection
now of several thousand - they're called "419 letters" or "advance fee frauds".  The perps are
serious people - some have been murdered or gone missing when trying to collect.

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  Phil Payne
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