Dang blasted ground hog -- help needed!

[tom winter]

You have to watch out for the bastards. Here in Colorado we have a larger
version called a "marmot". Those guys come out of hibernation every spring
and they're so hungry that they've been known to climb up inside of engine
compartments to chow down on wiring. It's bad news when you come back from
hiking or camping in the high country and you can't drive home 'cause the
varmits have chewed through everything.

You're gonna have to start parking in the sun, far, far away from those
guys.

Tom