Playing in traffic

[Mike Arman]

Driving back from Orlando to Daytona yesterday, just east of the last exit 
before Daytona (next exit is about 10 miles), I get passed on the right 
shoulder of the fairly crowded interstate by some moron in a green Honda 
Civic coupe. I guess 70 mph wasn't enough for him.

Two minutes later, traffic is stopped - green Civic is lined up with a 
white Civic, they are side by side, totally blocking BOTH eastbound traffic 
lanes of Interstate 4, and then they are off - drag racing on a public 
highway at 12:30 in the afternoon! There's also a four door Civic and a red 
MX-6 helping block traffic for them so they can get a clean launch.

Grab cell phone- the next exit is about ten miles ahead, so if any of 
Florida's Finest are awake they can intercept them, dial star FHP . . . 
"sorry the office is closed today"

Then dial 911 - "sorry, not a working number".

I'm trading my Audi in on a fully armed Apache attack helicopter, and I'm 
going to hunt these morons down and see how well a Honda Civic holds up 
when you get it in the laser sights and hit the "fire all weapons" button.

People who pull crap like that ought to be executed on the spot.

Best Regards,
Mike Arman