We've been right all along!

[Mike Arman]

>Single Malt <s_malt at yahoo.com>
>Subject: Re: We've been right all along!
>
> > I always knew there were good reasons to drive an Audi.
> >
> > >Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and
> > >
> > >Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1, followed by Audi (2),
> > >Italian (2), and BMW (1.9), with Porsche again at the bottom at 1.2.



>Ummm ... why do you think there is a discrepancy between my wife's average 
>and
>my average (both Audi drivers)?
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>Single Malt


You could be in some serious trouble here if your wife reads this list . . .

"Sweetheart, I see *I* am having sex 2.0 times a week, yet *YOU* are having 
sex 2.1 times a week . . . WHO'S THE OTHER WOMAN????????"


But you can maybe take refuge in statistical indeterminacy - there's a 
positive correlation between ice cream sales and boating accidents. (Yes, 
really!) Turns out more ice cream is sold in hot weather, which is when 
more people go boating - therefore, in the interests of boating safely, we 
need to ban ice cream.

Best Regards,

Mike Arman