OT: What's going on in the car forums?

[Rocky Mullin]

	OK folks, come up with one for audi, cuz it ain't in there!

>Subject: What's going on in the car forums?
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>  What's going on in the car forums?
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>Bentley Forums
>- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
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>Camaro/Firebird Forums
>- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? 
>btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
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>Mustang (Chevelle) forums
>- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
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>Monte Carlo forums
>- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
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>Civic forums
>- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
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>VW Bug forum
>- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
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>Yugo Forum
>- - - When's the last time yours ran?
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>Lamborghini forum
>- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
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>Miata forums
>- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
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>Chevy Tahoe forum
>- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
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>Pontiac Fiero forum
>- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
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>BMW 7-series forum
>- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
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>Cadillac forum
>- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
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>Chevy Suburban Forum
>- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
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>Buick Forum
>- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
>
>Delorean forum
>- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please 
>help. I'm from 1985.
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>Crown Victoria forum
>- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
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>Honda Accord forum
>- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
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>Toyota Echo forum
>- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
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>Ferrari forums
>- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to 
>get in and out fast.
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>Porsche forums
>- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
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>Saturn forums
>- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
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>Jaguar forum
>- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
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>Mercedes forum
>- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
>court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my 
>medical board?
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>Mini forum
>- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing 
>the movie company. (pics)
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>Dodge Viper forum
>- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How 
>to get pee stains out of the leather?
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>McLaren F1 forum
>- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
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>Dodge Minivan forum
>- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't 
>forget where I'm supposed to be?
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>Hummer forum
>- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to 
>get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. 
>That's $35 in gas.
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>Fiat forum
>- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
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>Subaru WRX forum
>- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
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>Chevy pickup forum
>- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
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>SRT Forums
>"Will this void my warranty"
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>RX7 Forums
>- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
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>DSM Forums
>- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
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>Supra Forums
>- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
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>Vette Forums
>- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
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>Ford 2.3 forums
>- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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