300, 000 miles and still going strong.

[Phil Payne]

> Today my 1991 200tq20V rolled through 300,000 miles.

My Type 44 MC-2 has 309k on it.
> "If an erection persists for 4 hours, call a physician"

> Yeah.  Sure.  If it was me, I'd call a press conference.

Seen "all weekend Viagra"?  Must be embarrassing if you want to go 
shopping.  A Canadian doctor friend and I debated it on another forum.   He 
came up with: "Allows erection in the absence of sufficient stimulation."

I came up with:  "UGLY GIRLFRIEND PILLS!!"