Met an Audi engineer

[TWFAUST at aol.com]

Several weekends ago, while visiting my local FLAPS, I met an Audi engineer 
who was visiting his girlfriend and attempting to fix some brakes. Ignoring my 
first thought of "they're after our women", I settled for a more "Hands across 
the sea" attitude and loaned him my flaring tool.

Since then, I have replaced the rear differential mount bushing in my 90 
20VQ. In retrospect, I realize that I should have knocked him unconscious and 
carved a message on his chest to be carried back to Team Door Handle. Perhaps "The 
Americans are unhappy, and they are coming to get you". 

Just needed to vent. I went through 5 sawzall blades.

Tom Faust