Nigerian Scams - Explicit Content

[Adam A. Luy]

I strung along one of these malcontents just too see how bad his fake check was....This was my response to him after I got the check. Warning the below has harsh topics and language, and may get booted from the list. Please don't read if you are easily offended!

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> Oliver,
>  
> I received the check today, thank you very much! Small problem though, 
> stupidity on my part... I decided to celebrate the sale of my vehicle 
> (and getting a big check!) by getting some hookers and smoking a bunch of crack.
> In my stupor after sucking down about $200 of rocks, I was banging one 
> of the whores and spilled my beer on the check, and it is now ruined.
> Stupid bitch said I didn't pay for anal and was all disrespectful, got 
> squirrely and tried to get away...(you get what you pay for I guess).
> I profusely apologize for this accident (which was totally my fault), 
> but is it possible for you to reissue another check to me?
>  
> Again, I apologize for the mishap, not very business like on my part, 
> but I hope that you understand.
>  
> Best regards,
>  
> -Adam 
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-----Original Message-----
From: quattro-bounces at audifans.com [mailto:quattro-bounces at audifans.com] On Behalf Of cobram at juno.com
Sent: Friday, October 21, 2005 6:30 PM
To: rrrrraudi at yahoo.com
Cc: quattro at audifans.com
Subject: Re: Nigerian Scams

I had one from Benin Cotonou spend money on long distance calls (I made him think that another scammer had gone to the Western Union to pick up HIS cash.  I then made him go to an airport 150 miles away to pick me up (of course I had the 2 notebook computers and 3 Rolexes to give as gifts with me.)  I then had the guy in utter desperation when I called his cell and told him that I was trapped in customs and they were going to take his gifts and money, he then spend more money bribing a guard to let him in the secure area.  

After all that, I ended it with "Well, Mugu, hope you rot in hell after dying a slow and painful death."

So what does he do???  He emails me back (because I used the word Mugu) thinking that I'm a fellow scammer, and actually invited me to work with him.  

The Lads from Lagos.  Check out: http://www.scamorama.com/  I haven't been to the site in quite a while, but there should be email in there between one of the scammers and a guy who had the lad calling McDonalds headquarters and insisting that Mayor McCheese was waiting for his phone call.

BCNU,
http://www.geocities.com/cobramsri/
This is going straight to the pool room. 


(PDT) mike mcclurg <rrrrraudi at yahoo.com> writes:
> Pretty good writeup by LA Times on this industry.
> 
>
http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fg-scammers20oct20,0,301315.story?pa
ge=1&collection=la-yahoostorylinks
> 
> Reminded me of someone on this list that was going to string one of 
> these guys along. I hope he didn't get the "visit" from 7 educated 
> Nigerians.
> 
> Mike
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