Virgin car? (LAC+funny)

[Tihol Tiholov]

Sorry for the waste of BW but since list content lately's been a little off
anyway, here are some funny replies I got from scammers.  Seems like the
Vaterland is not immune to scams, adds were on mobile dot de.

This thing below came in twice, identical, though the cars I asked
innocently about were different, except for being A4 Avant Q and with
identical low prices:

> Ok thanks for your e-mail !
> The car is new,in perfect condition ,no scratches,no damage,never been
laid down or required  any repairs. The price i am looking for my Audi A4
Avant 3.0 quattro is € 3000
> Call me so we can discuss more: 0040729373054 <

The other car was a 2.5 TDI Q Avant
Feel free to use the tel. # ;o)),  you might get a "never been laid down"
car

Now, this next long reply is not so funny per se, except that my e-mail
inquiry read somewhat like: 'What is the horrible story behind this car?',
since there's usually a dead person involved in these scams:

> The car is: Audi: A4 Avant 2.5 TDI  Kombi
Preis:EUR 5.600 Daten: 23.600 km
132 kW (180 PS), Diesel, Automatik, Euro 4
EZ: 02/04, HU: 02/08, AU: 02/08
Klimaautomatik, metallic, 4/5 Türen,
The car was in Munchen , Germany , because the car was my brother
car and he have died twe months ago and now it`s my proprety, and now it`s
with me in England,I have all the papers necesary to send it.
 And the car it`s registered in Germany.
Also please try to  call me again and like i have told you ... you will
make a payment from your wife name or father full name and address to your
name and a address from England , London and when you will come to me we
will
go both and pick up the money from Western Union .YOU will ask a friend to
come with you to Western Union Office. HE will make a transfer so that HE
will be the sender and YOU will be the receiver. YOU will receive the money
from Western Union in London,England.
So after you have transfered the money via Western Union please email
me ( you will transfer 20-30% of the total amont) and after that we will
meet
and you will take a ride with the car, we will make all the papers and after

all this it`s finished you will go with me at an Western Union office and
you will take the money from them and give me all the amount .
Here it`s the web site where you can find a Western Union agent :
http://www.westernunion.com/en/images/title_find_agent_locaton_us_600.en.gif?

or www.westernunion.com
Here it`s an example how you will make the payment :
First name of the sender : your wife or father first name
Last name of the sender : your wife or father last name
Address: your wife or father full address
City: your wife or father city
Country: your wife or father country
First name of the receiver : your first name
Last name of the receiver: your last name
City:London
Country: UK.
That transfer that i`ve asked you to do is an insurance for me that
you`ll be in London and i`ll be sure i`ll not come for nothing.
Thank you for your time and I am waiting your decision. <