you know you've got an old car when...

[Brett Dikeman]

> You're supposed to fix everything, not leave a list of 9 million things
> wrong that you don't want fixed. Otherwise, you're better off getting a
> new car.

I'm also supposed to be making six figures, have a 7+ figure investment
portfolio, a hot significant other, a job I love, two houses (one with a
heated garage/lift/VAG tools, the other in the Caymans), perfect credit,
and (of course), an iPhone.

Oh!  Jeez!  Stupid me, I forgot about that million bucks Dan and I have
made off Audifans, that I just left sitting around.  I should use that to
buy myself a new S4.

Newsflash:  Not everyone has the money to do what they want.  Some of us
are lucky to pay the bills, and have to pick our battles. For some of us,
the fact that we're making it to the mechanic is progress.

~B