clear coat repair

[Max Wellhouse]

Speaking of LTCG-esque humor, I offer one of his jokes(or at least a 
good impersonation!)

Happy Memorial Day weekend everyone!!

DM&FS


LAID OFF IN KENTUCKY

BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY
AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW
ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY
STITCHER"  ON THE COMPUTER AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM
DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.

SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER", WHICH WAS
LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....

WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE
OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......THE
CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE
SKILLED LABOR"

"WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB. "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND
RUFUS PULLS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS...... "YEAH, DIESEL FITTER"....!!!!
At 04:46 PM 5/26/2007, Kent McLean wrote:

>Huw Powell wrote:
> > I dunno what all the fuss is about, after all the clear coat has peeled
> > off it looks ok again.  For a matte finish, anyway.
> >
> > My solution - a gallon of Glidden and a 6" brush.  Git er done...
>
>Preferably in Blazing Star...
>http://www.glidden.com/colors/selector.jsp
>
>--
>Kent McLean
>'91 200 TQA #1, for sale
>'91 200 TQA #2, no name yet
>'94 100 S Avant, "Moody"
>'89 200 TQ, "Bad Puppy", up in smoke
>
>
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