[s-cars] Can Brett ban me from the S-cars list?

Mark Rosenkrantz speedracer.mark at gmail.com
Mon Mar 1 19:02:06 PST 2010


Oops...  Damn crackberry.  Should've read a bit more, first.  And Dan... Creative use of Monty Python!

Mark
Mark Rosenkrantz
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-----Original Message-----
From: Dan Simoes <dan at simoes.us>
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2010 17:44:40 
To: Brett Dikeman<brett.dikeman at gmail.com>
Cc: Robert Myers<bob at chips-ur-s.com>; S-Car-List at Audifans.Com<s-car-list at audifans.com>; quattro list<quattro at audifans.com>
Subject: Re: [s-cars] Can Brett ban me from the S-cars list?

Arthur: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose
castle is that?

Woman: King of the who?

Arthur: The Britons.

Woman: Who are the Britons?

Arthur: Well we all are... We are all Britons... And I am your king.

Woman: I didn't know we had a king... I thought we were an autonomous
collective.

Dennis: You're foolin' yourself. We're livin' in a dictatorship! A
self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

Woman: (interrupting) Oh there you go, bringing class into it again...

Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would...

Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that
castle?

Woman: No one lives there.

Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Arthur: What?

Dennis: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in
turns to sort of act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Arthur: Yes.

Dennis: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a
special bi-weekly meeting...

Arthur: Yes I see.

Dennis: ...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs...

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Arthur: I am your king!

Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!

Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays...]

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite
held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine
providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your
king!

Dennis: (interrupting) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin'
swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power
derives from a
mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some
moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Arthur: SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP! [Grabs Dennis]

Dennis: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Dennis: Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help!
I'm being repressed!

Arthur: (muttering) Bloody peasant!

Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh?
That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressin' me? You saw it, didn't
you?

(END OF SCENE)


On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM, Brett Dikeman <brett.dikeman at gmail.com>wrote:

> I unsubscribed him from the q-list because he was complaining about
> how it was run.  I figured that his complaints meant he didn't want to
> be on the list anymore, since he was clearly so unhappy, and has been
> for quite a while.  He's welcome to rejoin the main list if I was
> mistaken.
>
> I didn't touch his s-car-list subscription.
>
> -B
>
> On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 7:54 PM, Robert Myers <bob at chips-ur-s.com> wrote:
> > *This message was transferred with a trial version of CommuniGate(r) Pro*
> >
> > No crap, Larry?!  Gee, if he has sent you to Coventry then it sounds
> > like Colonel Klink really has a burr under his saddle this time.  You
> > ask how could he do that?  Well, the mechanics would not be difficult
> > providing he has access to the list s/w.  The propriety?  No
> > way.  The authority?  I don't think so.  I don't recall Brett being
> > appointed God.   Or even anointed by God.  :-D
> >
> > Bob
> >
> > At 05:53 PM 3/1/2010, you wrote:
> >>Well, after my rather non-personal opine about the Too Much Brett
> >>thread, I'm apparently unceremoniously unsubscribed from not only
> >>the quattro-list but the s-cars list as well. I thought Brett was
> >>NOT an admin for the S-cars list, so how could he do that?
> >>
> >>LL - NY
> >
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