[s-cars] Rolled a //M Coupe Thursday!!!

Paul Friedenberg paulunm at msn.com
Sun Dec 1 02:31:28 EST 2002


Ok, lets start by not taking ourselves so seriously.

I'm Jewish and I live in New Mexico. If OJ got away with it, so will I. But
thanks anyway dad. Seems like you are almost as much of a prick as Teddy.






>From: Robert Myers <robert at s-cars.org>
>To: "Paul Friedenberg" <paulunm at msn.com>,tedebearp at yahoo.com,
>t44tq at mindspring.com,s-car-list at audifans.com
>Subject: RE: [s-cars] Rolled a //M Coupe Thursday!!!
>Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2002 21:25:28 -0500
>
>I'd like to tell a little story.  It's not a true story but that's OK.
>
>There were these two fellows who got busted for dope possession.  The judge
>told them, "It's been a long week.  If you two can come back Monday and
>explain to me how you managed to convince others to give up drugs I may be
>lenient with you."
>
>Monday came and the two were back before the judge.  He asked the first
>one, "Did you convince anyone to stay off drugs?"  "Yessir."  "How many?"
>"Eighteen."  "Not bad!  What did you say to them?"  "Well, I drew two
>circles on a piece of paper like this ( O and o ) and I told them that the
>first large circle represented their brain before using dope and the small
>circle represented their brain after using dope."  "That was pretty good."
>
>Turning to the second fellow the Judge asks, "How about you, young man?
>Did you convince anybody?"  "Yessir."  "How many?"  "One hundred twenty
>seven."  "Wow!  That's pretty good.  What did you say to them?"  "Well, I
>drew two circles on a piece of paper like this ( o  and O ) and I told them
>that the first small circle represented their asshole before going to
>prison and..."
>
>The prison warning is a valid one, Paul.  90 in a 25 zone is enough for a
>short visit.  Vehicular homicide is enough for a number of years.  I
>suggest you keep the two circles in mind, young man.
>
>At 02:01 AM 12/1/2002 +0000, Paul Friedenberg wrote:
>
>>I know all of this Dr Teddy,
>>
>>I love how you think you are an expert in all fields, last week you were a
>>professional race mechanic, now you are a physician. As far as I can tell
>>all you are is a know it all prick. Yes, a prick. How 'bout this, I post
>>messages to the list, and you don't reply. You offer nothing but asshole
>>remarks, the fact that you think that we all need to be enlightened with
>>your great knowledge, for example stainless steel lines are stronger than
>>rubber. Not exactly nobel prize winning knowledge. Also, rolling a car is
>>generally not a healthy thing to do. You are truly a waste of internet
>>traffic and we'd all be better off without it.
>>
>>Oh, by the way, do you want to buy a monkey (and it does have papers,
>>although I have to change them daily)?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>From: Theodore Chen <tedebearp at yahoo.com>
>>>To: Paul Friedenberg <paulunm at msn.com>,
>>>t44tq at mindspring.com,s-car-list at audifans.com
>>>Subject: RE: [s-cars] Rolled a //M Coupe Thursday!!!
>>>Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2002 16:53:16 -0800 (PST)
>>>
>>>
>>>--- Paul Friedenberg <paulunm at msn.com> wrote:
>>> > All I can say is I braced myself, and I'm fine. I think and know I'm
>>>VERY
>>> > strong. Kind of like my Oil cooler.
>>>
>>>paul,
>>>
>>>my brother is an orthopedic surgeon who has worked on the trauma service
>>>many times. one of the things he tells me is that in drunk driving
>>>accidents, the drunks always seem to come out in better shape than sober
>>>drivers because they're relaxed when the impact occurs. they're so drunk
>>>they don't realize what's happening, and they don't stiffen up. bracing
>>>yourself has a tendency to result in broken bones and torn ligaments
>>>in hard impacts.
>>>
>>>-teddy
>>>
>>>
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