[s-cars] re: Bob's Big Adventure

[Bill Mahoney]

Bob Bob Bob...
As you are a List Grand Puba of sorts, obviously the time has come for a
publicist to take over your postings.  Think about your image mon!
i.e.
Clark, NJ - S Car List engineer, Bob Pastore, planned on spending  this
past weekend adding finishing touches to the S Car sedan he had
singlehandedly rebuilt from the ground up.  Bob, being the thrifty
genius that he is, utilized "in stock" parts from his Clueless
Motorsports team inventory to install the "big red" brake package.
Porsche gmbh was only to happy to airship over the needed special
platinum caliper bolts.
Pastore is known to have one of the best equipped performance centers in
the country, featuring newly installed "state of the art" lighting and
special heating.  On occasion he allows his wife enter and marvel at his
incredible feats of mechanical engineering.  On Saturday however, she
somehow had accidently caused a backout and near fire.  It was only the
quick thinking Pastore, who almost immediately noticed the lights had
indeed gone out, who had the presence of mind to throw the circuit
breaker that saved the facility.  Through his incredible physical
conditioning he suffered only minor skin abrasions in his heroic rescue.

Ultimately, engineer Pastore, judged the Big Reds not suitable for his
fine car and the Pastore family spent the rest of the weekend eagerly
listening to Bob's fascinating racing stories.

HTH
Bill M