[s-cars] chunky white male voo doo dolls . . .

[Ray Tomlinson]

Wish I had my farm animals with me last night.  But, I loaned them to Paul
F., a former list member.

Note to self:  Don't say "what the hell" to a Boston police officer from
within the safe confines of your car.  Apparently, the $85M the city
expended on "hooked on phonics" training has failed, because he read "you
are such an asshole" from my lips as I passed by him at 25mph, shaking my
head, in the dark.  I was cited for speeding (40 in a 30 - "estimated"),
failing to yield to an emergency police vehicle, and no registration (which
is true - it is sitting on my pile of insurance paperwork b/c of my little
fender bender).  He waived the fine on the speeding, $35 for the no
registration, and $100 for failing to yield.

I would love to have fun with this one, but I simply do not have the energy.

Whatever.  I asked to talk to the officer about the ticket, and he walked
away.  "You can talk to me in court."  Sure, I can do that.  Right after my
meeting with Internal Affairs/Police Professional Conduct board tomorrow
morning.

Which one of you b*stards has a voo doo doll resembling a bitter, chunky
white male fitting my description?  Paul F.?

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Duff [mailto:iduff at rcn.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 05, 2002 2:02 AM
To: lee at wheelman.com; ray at s-cars.org; s-car-list at audifans.com
Subject: RE: [s-cars] new to audis


Yeah, but your posing involves women's underwear and video cameras. Say, do
you want that tape of you and that Al Gore lookalike back? Ray's afraid
someone is posing as him, with farm animals.
-Ian.
-----Original Message-----
From: s-car-list-admin at audifans.com
[mailto:s-car-list-admin at audifans.com]On Behalf Of Lee Levitt
Sent: Wednesday, 04 December 2002 09:04
To: ray at s-cars.org; s-car-list at audifans.com
Subject: RE: [s-cars] new to audis


Ray,

I'm posing, but I do it openly and using my own name.

:)

Anon E Mouse

> -----Original Message-----
> From: s-car-list-admin at audifans.com
> [mailto:s-car-list-admin at audifans.com]On Behalf Of Ray Tomlinson
> Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 11:31 AM
> To: s-car-list at audifans.com
> Subject: RE: [s-cars] new to audis
>
>
> Alright, who's posing?
>
> This was pretty funny, I have to admit.
>
> Ray
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: s-car-list-admin at audifans.com
> [mailto:s-car-list-admin at audifans.com]On Behalf Of Damon
> Sent: Wednesday, December 04, 2002 1:16 AM
> To: s-car-list at audifans.com
> Subject: [s-cars] new to audis
>
>
> Hey,
>
> I just got a new s4 for graduation.  I want to know
> what mods i can make to my car to make it look really
> cool.  I also like to go hot rod my cars so any hop up
> ideas will help me.
>
> So far i lowered it and put new rims on it.  Me and my
> cousin lowered it our selves.  We cut the springs with
> a torch in the front and used the torch to sag the
> rear springs.  It sits a little crooked now so i guess
> I'll have to take it to the Big O to get it aligned.
> I used the rims off my old Elderado on it and they
> look real nice.  They are 17x9 gold daytons.  I'll
> probably take the neon kit off my caddy and put on my
> audi.  Juan thinks I should put hydros on it.  I would
> rather bag it and run slammed.  What do you guys
> think.
>
> What do you suggest for the exhaust?  My dad thinks i
> should put duals with glasspacks.  Will that sound
> good?  It used to sound mean on my caddy.  That car
> was phat until my girl Louisa keyed it!  We broke up
> so she should leave my new ride alone.
>
> I live in Juarez Mexixo and will be going to school in
> El Paso soon.  Is there anyone down south into slamed
> Audis?  I'm looking to start a carclub.
>
> Gracias,
> Sancho Lupe Guajardo
>
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