[s-cars] FW: THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

[Jim McGee]

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Subject: THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART


THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
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>       50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
>       Californians shiver  uncontrollably.
>       Canadians plant gardens.
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>       35°  Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
>       Italian Cars won't start
>       Canadians drive with the windows down
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>       32° Fahrenheit (0 °  C)
>       American water freezes
>       Canadian water gets thicker.
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>       0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
>       New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
>       Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
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>       -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
>       Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>       Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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>       -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
>       Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>       Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
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>       -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
>       Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
>       Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
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>       -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
>       Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
>       Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
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>       -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
>       Hell freezes over.
>       The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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